These are the chronicles of a twenty year old boy who has absolutely no clue what's going on, and has also convinced himself that he is a superhero.
He occasionally writes music as well.
AMERICANS: name every single canadian province
Hoenn Johto Kanto Sinnoh Unova Kalos
- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster)
can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?
you bet jurassican
i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations
this vine is better than all of paranormal activity
Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.
look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon
And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.
And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.