These are the chronicles of a twenty year old boy who has absolutely no clue what's going on, and has also convinced himself that he is a superhero.

He occasionally writes music as well.

vs. The Universe.

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elseniorespantapajaros:

Happy 20º ANNIVERSARY EARTHBOUND

velabanchel:

lee everett didn’t die for this

myheadisbleeding:

pokemon-photography:

blazikingdom:

thedevintownsendfanproject:

offside-goal:

guaridadelmalvado:

"shoes in spanish"

MOMMY ISSUES

JAPANESE PORNSTAR

But you guys need to watch the video if you haven’t already

I wasn’t expecting these to be clever.  

HAIL SEADRA

dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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buildabitchworkshop:

greenwiseowl:

buildabitchworkshop:

man i love taquitos and guacamole 

Or a bag of weed and two blunts.

no dude wtf dont u know drugs r fuckin illegal do u want to get us both arrested jfc smh

You know…when I said I didn’t want Yoko and Kamina to get together, that isn’t what I had in mind.

nintendo-blisters:

It’s finally happening.
Donald Glover is Miles Morales as Spider-Man.

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