These are the chronicles of a twenty year old boy who has absolutely no clue what's going on, and has also convinced himself that he is a superhero.

He occasionally writes music as well.

vs. The Universe.

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queen-juvia:

this is my favorite thing of the day

tastefullyoffensive:

One of the best cosplays at this year’s Comic-Con. [via]

illckr:

homealonethree:

AMERICANS: name every single canadian province

Hoenn Johto Kanto Sinnoh Unova Kalos

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster)

johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

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you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

buttmanreturns:

tacticalfury:

#you know you’re screwed when a missile is aimed toward you and it literally has your name on it

irony man

haru-dragneel:

Sakurai is everywhere…

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

playing the line-dot-thing game with Hoenn Map

trumpetsconfirmed:

mana-pudding:

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holy shit

dr-watsons-lover:

foreveralone-lyguy:

landorus:

fuck bees

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