These are the chronicles of a twenty year old boy who has absolutely no clue what's going on, and has also convinced himself that he is a superhero.
He occasionally writes music as well.
ok we’re at the window. what do you want
i want the burger
there’s no burger on the menu
i want the burger
Goku we’re at taco bell
quiero una burger
the number of people in this car is about to go down to quiero uno if you don’t shut the hell up
games that let you save anywhere instead of making you go to save points
bae: come over ;)
me: i cant im in music class
bae: im horny…
sorry i was finishing up a paper! I’ll be right back on!
No matter how buried it gets, or how lost you feel, you must promise me, that you will hold on to hope. Keep it alive. We have to be greater than what we suffer. My wish for you is to become hope. People need that. And even if we fail, what better way is there to live?
With out sound his lips read
‘You piece..of poo poo’
I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE
One of the worst things about being an adult is your family members posting their sexual turn-ons on Facebook and telling you “deal with it you’re an adult now.”
in his Kanye Nest
when he wakes up he’s going to be his kanye best
This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.
did you just
this sounds like the intro theme song to a children’s show about kanye west going on adventures and respecting the sanctity of nap time
This could be a children’s book parody (ya know books like “All my friends are dead” or “Go the Fuck to Sleep.”)